@PlanetBrandee: THE Future of FASHION!
It is, in one mere word: SHOEPANTS. Yes, shoepants! One piece of incredible, mind-blowing couture connecting shady Converse wearers with their inner fashion goddess! And who can wear this breathtaking ensem you say? Anyone! Grandma! Aunt whatshername! The guy from the laundromat! No one is safe from the SHOEPANTS craze that’s on track to pass harem pants as the IT fashion trend of 2016! In fact, feast your eyes on THESE gems! Watch out Beastie Boys wannabes, these denim duds are headed straight for you closet! Along with track suits, which are all over the runways here in Milan and Paris! Who can say no to those mullets? SO chic, so party in the back!
Obviously, it’s APRIL FOOLS’! So no worries! That dreadful douche wearing Oakley wrap around glasses and a windbreaker trend IS GONE! So is (we’re hoping) the real life shoepants that actually, contrary to belief, DO exist! (The joke is over.) Even the people at ManRepeller wrote about that craziness!
In fact, all the big fashion brands are in on the jokesies! Including Bonobos, American Eagle and more! Naturally, we encourage the secondhand lifestyle at GoodwillNYNJ, but it’s great to get a smile and a chuckle from the fashion set not taking themselves that seriously, right?
So glitter beards aside, (oh yea, that WAS a “thing” lol), just be glad and feel very lucky that you aren’t an icon of bad fashion history, which always makes it way around on April 1st. In fact, feel free to peruse the annuals of time with the “Top 10 Worst Fashion Trends In ALL of History!” for an extra snicker or two at the watercooler this a.m.
Do you have an April Fools #fashion faux pas to share? Maybe an old outfit you wish had never seen the light of day? Tell us your secrets! Better yet, snap a pic and share it with me for a chance to be featured! And stay tuned for my next #travel #adventure which has me going to a new destination, but shhhh, that’s a secret for now!
When you #shopgoodwill , not only will you look good, you’ll feel good, too! Because your purchases support Goodwill’s programs and services, and 92 cents of every dollar earned supports our mission. Head here to find GoodwillNYNJ store locations near you!